Candidates I would Prefer Over Donald Trump and Joe Biden
- Bill Weld
- Bill Nye
- Gary Johnson
- Jill Stein
- Andrew Cuomo, current governor of New York
- Chris Cuomo, television personality
- Rivers Cuomo, lead singer of Weezer
- ADM McRaven (US Navy, ret.)
- GEN Mattis (USMC, ret.)
- GEN McCrystal (US Army, ret.)
- Colonel Potter (US Army, fictional)